Here are some amusing responses from a test I gave recently after finishing a unit on recreation and entertainment.
Q: Which do you prefer, playing basketball or swimming?
Basketball because I can't swim.
I prefer playing basketball because I'm too short, and I need to jump to make me taller.
I prefer swimming because basketball is too exciting to my heart.
Because basketball is much easier than swimming and I don't like to wear that stupid swimming hat!
Which do you prefer, watching a movie or watching TV?
Watching TV, because I can stay at home.
and the next question from the same paper....
Which do you prefer, going out or staying home?
Staying home because I can watch TV.
Staying home because you have to dress up before you go out, that's too unnecessary for a lazy guy.